A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention.
She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink."
She gets her drink and goes away.
Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away again.
The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina
given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before.
The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift
her leg that high."
2007-08-03 20:20:46 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! funny♥j
2007-08-04 02:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10
2016-04-01 17:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahehehe
lol gave you a star
do you likes this joke??
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”
And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ***!”
you made my day by the way!!!!
2007-08-03 21:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by J. S. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a lovely start to a miserable drab morning!
Thanks for the laughs!
10/10 and a well deserved Star is on its way! *
2007-08-03 21:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How come I never see ballerinas when I'm in a bar?
2007-08-03 20:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hat off to ya for that 1
Hahahahaha
2007-08-03 20:27:00 · answer #6 · answered by bullet_2k4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a 9/10 and a star *
2007-08-03 23:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg at first i didn't understand it but la8er iwas all like ewwwwwww omggggg it was soooooo funny 20/10 for u
2007-08-03 20:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastically, piroetically, tippy toey, brilliantly funny. never heard it before. worth a star, or do you fancy a double?
2007-08-03 21:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great One.
2007-08-03 22:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by Busan-man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny heard that before but i had a good laugh
2007-08-03 21:29:43 · answer #11 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋