Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for ********* machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
2007-08-03 19:31:29 · 17 answers · asked by Star_Night 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please star the question if you like the jokes
2007-08-03 19:34:01 · update #1
Nice joke! I give it my farmer award. Expect a shiny new donkey in the mail in 6-8 weeks. (Uh, what’s that?) Oh sorry, my legal adviser just told me that I can't mail live animals. LOL Cute joke anyhow
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2007-08-03 19:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-08-09 02:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice & clean! Awesome! Star for you!!!! Thank you - I've been waiting for something really cool.
2007-08-03 19:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... i liked the last one a lot.
2007-08-03 20:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.....pretty funny, I think.
2007-08-03 19:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-04 04:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by SWEETU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...very funny...NOT
i thought they were gay...soz
i thinks it s because ive heard better
2007-08-04 02:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate it a 1minus
2007-08-03 19:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by jemar20jones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved your jokes!
:) a sense of humor..
2007-08-10 21:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by yunashe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...i'll give you a star
2007-08-08 04:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by mb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋