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2007-08-03 18:55:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

FSM is the flying spaghetti monster, and is equivalent to the word god, just not the christian god.

2007-08-03 19:00:52 · update #1

8 answers

You shouldn't. You should definitely believe in ONLY the FSM.

Praise the Noodly Master! Be touched by his Noodly Appendage™!

RAmen.

2007-08-03 18:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3 2

I honestly don't know what FSM is, but I do know who God is. I guess if you don't know him then you have no reason to believe in him, do you? Shame, that. Your choice.

Edit: Ohh ok. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yeah, it just came to me. Are you atheists still on that tired old scheme? Isn't it time to try something new?

2007-08-03 18:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You shouldn't. Spaghetti tastes so much better than Jesus. Have you tried those wafers lately? Dry. Why eat that god when you can have pasta, meatballs, and a rich marinara with a side of rich, buttery garlic bread.

Yep. It's the FSM for me.

Amen,

Lazarus

2007-08-03 18:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by The Man Comes Around 5 · 2 1

I don't know what FSM is. However, you can believe anything you want. God gave you free will to decide for yourself.

I became a Christian because I listened to what Christ had to say and decided His way is the only way for me. Pray and examine. If you want the truth, you will find it.

2007-08-03 19:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I can think of only one reason. If you want to become a preacher in order to make money, you will get more donations from Christians than FSMers.

2007-08-03 19:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Fred 7 · 0 0

what's FSM, satellite radio or something?

2007-08-03 18:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by nobudE 7 · 0 0

Because the FMS came out of a pasta maker....but God made that pasta maker...:O!!!!

2007-08-03 18:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Because there is no other God. Choose life. Choose Jesus.

2007-08-03 18:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 1 3

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