You shouldn't. You should definitely believe in ONLY the FSM.
Praise the Noodly Master! Be touched by his Noodly Appendage™!
RAmen.
2007-08-03 18:57:47
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answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
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I honestly don't know what FSM is, but I do know who God is. I guess if you don't know him then you have no reason to believe in him, do you? Shame, that. Your choice.
Edit: Ohh ok. Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yeah, it just came to me. Are you atheists still on that tired old scheme? Isn't it time to try something new?
2007-08-03 18:59:37
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answered by Anonymous
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You shouldn't. Spaghetti tastes so much better than Jesus. Have you tried those wafers lately? Dry. Why eat that god when you can have pasta, meatballs, and a rich marinara with a side of rich, buttery garlic bread.
Yep. It's the FSM for me.
Amen,
Lazarus
2007-08-03 18:58:57
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answered by The Man Comes Around 5
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I don't know what FSM is. However, you can believe anything you want. God gave you free will to decide for yourself.
I became a Christian because I listened to what Christ had to say and decided His way is the only way for me. Pray and examine. If you want the truth, you will find it.
2007-08-03 19:01:44
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answered by Anonymous
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I can think of only one reason. If you want to become a preacher in order to make money, you will get more donations from Christians than FSMers.
2007-08-03 19:23:12
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answered by Fred 7
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what's FSM, satellite radio or something?
2007-08-03 18:58:52
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answered by nobudE 7
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Because the FMS came out of a pasta maker....but God made that pasta maker...:O!!!!
2007-08-03 18:58:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Because there is no other God. Choose life. Choose Jesus.
2007-08-03 18:58:39
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answered by Apostle Jeff 6
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