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And where did they keep the Loch Ness Monster and Sasquatch???
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2007-08-03 17:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Safe Sax 5 · 3 1

THE FORCE...... When the Death Star Blew Up... the Sith Lord was blown to earth where he transfered all his powers into NOAHS ARK!!! There Noah harnessed the force to create an invisible force field between the animasl...
Noah also thought ahead and brought dog chow and leaves

2007-08-04 00:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by annoyingdude99 3 · 2 2

I've found hollywood and the bible are a like in a lot of ways. This question only increases that belief.

- Just like you shouldn't ask questions about missing movie scenes that make the film complete, you aren't supposed to question the contradictions, the impossibilities, the absurd tales of christianity.

2007-08-04 00:28:52 · answer #3 · answered by Lief Tanner 5 · 1 2

I'm guessing that if God could get them to walk two by two into the Ark, he could have kept them from eating each other once inside.

2007-08-04 00:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by jethrojimbob 2 · 2 2

No way of knowing who ate whom on that ark, even though there was no privacy.

2007-08-04 00:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jack P 7 · 0 0

Primarily because the Noah's Ark story is a myth.

2007-08-04 00:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by relaxification 6 · 4 4

All of the animals were under God's control. They were on the arc for a reason and they were obeying God's will.

2007-08-04 00:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Because Noah would sodomize the bad animals.

2007-08-04 00:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Why didn't the lions eat Daniel when he was thrown in their den?

2007-08-04 00:26:05 · answer #9 · answered by Regina T 4 · 4 1

It was god's will.... the better questions is why did he allow mosquitoes on?

2007-08-04 00:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Forgotten Junk 4 · 2 0

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