A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
2007-08-03 16:07:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2007-08-03 16:07:52 · update #1
HYSTERICAL AGAIN mate.....OMG You REALLy make my day with your jokes and I tell you something...I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time. I really needed all that humour in ways you could never imagine, you're helping me HEAL!
THANK YOU! Maybe I'll get crows feet instead of frown marks for a change XOX
2007-08-03 16:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, I am laughing out loud this one is very funny specially the poor new husband!!! He just can't keep up with his new wife.. Lol Lol I love it!!!
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-03 19:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
lol
gave you star
u like dis one?
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
2007-08-03 22:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by J. S. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was wondering where this was going. I saw the funny side at the very end. It pays to read the long ones in full. Another day in the life of your good humour Chris. Thanks for sharing. lol
2007-08-03 21:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMSIAO It's a par "as many times as she likes " bud so he'd better get used to it.
2007-08-03 20:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really, really cute Chris, a star and a big cuddle to you.
2007-08-03 20:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on no account suggestions mad cow ailment!... or blue tongue ailment!....in case you notice a guy walking down the line , conversing to himself then pay attention!!! he prob has bluethooth ailment!!!! x
2016-10-09 04:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by emanus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle.
2007-08-03 16:16:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile, but it's a disdainful humor.
2007-08-03 16:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by krneel128 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-08-03 16:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋