Mom's helpers
A minister was asked to dinner by one of his church members. He knew she was a bad housekeeper but agreed. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".
He felt a bit uncomfortable, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here Water!"
2007-08-03 15:50:40 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!! ur cute!
2007-08-03 16:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by rain_drop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it as clean as soap and two waters can get them
2007-08-03 23:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv heard it beforbut it`s always good to hear it again......thanks a bunch enjoyed it alot the second time
2007-08-03 22:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by 1L3gitGamr4Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-03 23:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♠ MJ ♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
wait. . .
ewwww
2007-08-03 23:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by mendoncadam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog spit never hurt any1.
2007-08-03 23:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that true?
2007-08-03 22:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=^D
2007-08-03 23:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~soul*of*a*diva~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋