(idk if youve heard this or not but here it goes)
two men are walking a bridge when they both have the urge to pee. well they are both "big" so they just hang their stuff off the side of the bridge. well both men touched the water. after awhile one of the men couldnt stand the scilence between them and said "wow" this water is cold!" the other man just looked over at him and said "yup, its deep too!"
Lame joke, and if you didnt get it just give it time to soak in if after 5 minutes you still dont get it feel free to bash your head in
2007-08-03 14:46:00 · 11 answers · asked by DustMonkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah its an old joke my dad told it to me
2007-08-03 14:51:43 · update #1
Great joke,laughed and laughed,they wouln't need to get the hicups or they would start to syphon the stream.Star for you
2007-08-03 15:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Richard Pryor used that joke back in the 70's. Still a classic
2007-08-03 15:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by bostep662 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave You a star for the very simple reason that I have not heard that joke on about twenty years.
2007-08-03 14:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame... Yes. But ill star ya!
2007-08-03 14:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Haley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Far too lame to even crack a smile, much less laugh.
2007-08-03 14:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by biggestperlnerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he > noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby > cemetery. > > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about > 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary > man in a dark suit walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short > distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The bystander > was curious so he respectfully approached the man walking the dog and > said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to > disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral > is it?" > "My wife's." > "What happened to her?" > The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." > He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" > The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife > when the dog turned on her." > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. > > "Can I borrow the dog?" > > "Get in line." > > >
2016-05-17 12:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by cameron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's a mighty long weiner!!!
2007-08-03 14:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VERY OLD JOKE
2007-08-03 15:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!!!!!!!!.......... o wait maybe i do ..........
DONT WORRY BE HAPPY=]
2007-08-03 15:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by miss sobriety 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!!!!!
2007-08-03 14:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by passionet_artist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋