Well, the thing is I can't decide which I should prefer more, rainbows or sunsets.
They are both God's glorious creations, but by gosh, there comes a time when a man has to take a stand!
My wife Maude used to love sunsets.
Maude's dead now.
Anywho, if you'd be so kind as to offer old Neddy your very best Ann Landers imitation, well, gosh I'd be grateful.
Thank Diddily anks,
Your Neighbor,
Ned Flanders
2007-08-03 14:40:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ned. You NEED to get laid, hombre.
2007-08-03 14:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Ned,
I am sure the loss of your wife Maude has left a terrible impact on you and your two boy's lives. Deciding between such beautiful creations is probably even more difficult without the aid of your wife. I suggest meditation. Sit and discuss this with your sons and read the Bible and maybe God will help direct you in the right direction.
:)
2007-08-03 14:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I prefer the sunrise. It has so much more hope and beauty than a sunset. It symbolizes new hope and a new dawn of the Great Spirits' wonder and mystery, another day to live and love all things.
Hope this helps <3
2007-08-03 14:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by Xinro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ned Flanders,
I say rainbows bc there so pretty but so are sunsets.I still say rainbows bc they come out after rain sometimes and make everything beatiful again.
From,
AceAwsome
2007-08-03 14:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rainbows leave me in awe, while a sunset makes me stop and remember special times and all of the people that I have shared them with.
Peace
2007-08-03 14:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by MissUnderstood 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Neddy,
I would have to say that both are beautiful indeed but only to those with inner beauty, to anyone else it is just another day to them and they don't look and the beauty that is beyond the horizon.
Sincerely,
nearly
2007-08-03 14:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by nearly there 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My father reads the obituary every morning and if his name isn't there, he gets out of bed. Hmm, he did see his name one morning and called the funeral home. The person had a different middle name though so it was all right.
I think a sunrise is better because you know you make it through another night.
2007-08-03 14:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by moondriven 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rainbows definitely
2007-08-03 14:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go for sunsets. i think it will be your best choice even if it does remind you of your wife. you'll know that shes still looking down at you.I am sorry I don't know who Ann Landers is. I hope I helped.
Sincerely
redskinsgirl
2007-08-03 14:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Raindowsets,
Sorry to hear of your loss. God as given us so many wonderful things. The most cherished I'm sure is the years with your wife. Below I attached something that maybe just maybe God made just for you. It is defiantly proof that he continues to create.
Enjoy my friend,
Miss Mona
2007-08-03 14:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Mona Gone Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer rainbows because it is evidence of God's promise that He will never flood Earth again
2007-08-03 14:43:20 · answer #11 · answered by Ryan A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋