I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said the man.
Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
2007-08-03 12:51:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another "chuckle moment" thanks!-needed a laugh!!!!
2007-08-03 13:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by Henry H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the guy who went to the doctor and said " Doctor, every morning I go to the toilet at exactly 7am". The doctor said " What's wrong with that, it's good to be regular?", and the man said, " But I don't waken until 8 o'clock!".
2007-08-03 20:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-03 19:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but if he had layed on the edge of the bed he would have soon dropped off.
2007-08-03 20:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-03 19:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by Chalie M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny âº
2007-08-03 20:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-03 19:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by 2Aplus4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats smart lol ilove it
2007-08-03 19:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by adan s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
like it
2007-08-04 03:55:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-08-03 19:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by rinestonehorsegirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋