-I have eternal pardon from my transgressions because of my imaginary friend who forgives me
-I can do whatever I want and just say that I am sorry and then it's like it never happened
-I have a set of rules that I hold everyone else to except for myself
-When I feel like having fun, I totally disregard the laws that I usually advocate. Then afterwards, I deny that I broke any of my own laws. Yet I still condemn others for breaking these same laws.
-When my label gets in the way, I shed my label and do all the things that I am not supposed to according to the rules that go along with wearing that label. When I can gain favor from my label, then I proudly wear it.
-I like to use guilt manipulation
-I like to slander people
-I don’t use logic
-I am an elitist
-I wish for all people who don’t have the same label as me to burn in the torture zone when they die
-I am saved (?)
-I am going to the pleasure dome when I die because my imaginary friend will take me there
2007-08-03 11:58:03 · 9 answers · asked by Fish Stick Jesus 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A hypocrite...
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2007-08-03 14:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're an Internet Troll?
Did I win? Do I get a free prize?
2007-08-03 20:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you're thinking about Jesus. However, I totally disagree with you. I'm not going into detail, but I doubt you've even tried accepting Christ (if you ARE talking about Jesus and his "imaginary friend" (WHICH ISN'T EVEN IMAGINARY) than the friend is God). At least in your mind it is..
2007-08-03 19:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are Tom Cruise.. He's the craziest person I could think of on short notice..
2007-08-03 19:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your an atheist making fun of Christian, and I'm guessing you think you are witty.
2007-08-03 19:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by pepsiolic 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're George Bush.
I win.
2007-08-03 19:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
YOUR A CHRISTIAN! He he, I have an imaginary friend named LOGIC! Any one care to worship him?! Go Atheists!
2007-08-03 19:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by iluvyoustevie234 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you are a person who has misinterpreted someones words
its called nihilism
or pessimism
or atheism
2007-08-03 19:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Christian!!
2007-08-03 19:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋