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how to get rid of a tape worm in 10 days:
day 1-9:stick an apple and an egg up your butt.
day 10: stick an egg up your butt and when the worm comes out and says "wheres my apple?" hit it on the head with a hammer!

2007-08-03 11:55:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

this is the first joke ive ever told on here... why are yall so mean 2 new ppl??? so it wasnt funny u dont have 2 be sooo mean!!!!

2007-08-03 12:03:03 · update #1

34 answers

You look tough with the eye patch. So people thought you could take the abuse.

2007-08-03 12:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0 0

1

2007-08-03 12:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 0 0

2

2007-08-03 11:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1-10!

2007-08-03 11:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by dalton 4 · 0 1

-10

2007-08-03 12:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♪Sparkles and Cats♫ 3 · 0 0

9 in basic terms in view that's a wierd version. that's the version i comprehend. a clergyman presented a Nun a strengthen. She have been given in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to bare a leg. The priest almost had an twist of destiny. After controlling the vehicle, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun pronounced, 'Father, undergo in innovations Psalm a million:29?' The priest bumped off his hand. yet, on an identical time as changing gears, he permit his hand slide up her leg back. The nun as quickly as back pronounced, 'Father, undergo in innovations Psalm a million:29?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister however the flesh is vulnerable.' Arriving on the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival on the church, the priest rushed to seek for Psalm a million:29 It pronounced, 'pass forth and seek for, added up, you will locate glory.'

2016-10-01 08:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by keva 4 · 0 0

Not funny! Sorry. 1/10!

2007-08-03 11:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Thats not funny, 1, sorry

2007-08-03 12:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stupid joke. if i could give it a 0, i would, but you said 1-10. so i give it a 1.

2007-08-03 11:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i didnt get it but i give u 5

sorry i am not mean to u but i just dint got the joke so i said so . but still i gave u 5 . u can kick my butt for free if u want. lmaooooooooooo

2007-08-03 11:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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