Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about him?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wish that i had never discovered the joke section?
2007-08-03 11:39:56 · 7 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many mushrooms did someone have to eat to find the one's you CAN'T eat?
Who thought it might be a good idea to eat certain things, like lettuce, tomatoes, onions, asparagus, broccilli, or turnips.
Who came up with the bright idea to eat the sap that comes out of trees, and then to put it on pancakes?
If a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
2007-08-03 11:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say no to the last Question!!! I love reading stuff like this!!!star 4 u!!!
2007-08-03 11:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones.
2007-08-03 11:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright it gives me something to talk about with the fam.
2007-08-03 11:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time ;)
2007-08-03 11:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Festive! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am pondering on this questions rite now...
2007-08-03 11:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me
me
dunno
shure
cuz
yes
2007-08-03 11:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋