Man bursting for the toilet but the gents is out of order. The toilet attendant see's his distress so says to him"use the ladies but don't push any buttons". In he goes and sits down. Never having been in the ladies before he has a good look around, he notices 4 buttons marked WW WA PP and one red one marked ATR. Curiosity gets the better of him so he pushes the first one and a lovely jet of Warm Water washes over his nether regions. "How lovely" he thinks. He then goes on to press WA and a fabulous jet of warm air lovingly dries him. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO he thinks this is great and tries the next onePP. A lovely soft Powder Puff pats his little botty completly dry and sweet smelling. Wow he thinks I can't wait for this next one and he pushes it.................2 days later he wakes up in hospital, he sees a nurse and asks what happened, oh she says you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover, your pen1s is under your pillow!!!
MEN THEY NEVER LISTEN
2007-08-03 11:38:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes
it was posted here 2 days ago
2007-08-03 11:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-08-03 18:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good a star 4 u
2007-08-07 09:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a very old joke but i still like it lol
2007-08-04 09:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-08-03 18:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by cutie411 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Funny. (Have you noticed that all the answers are by women?)
2007-08-03 18:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch thats painful! star for you
2007-08-03 18:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-08-03 18:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny
2007-08-03 18:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one cool
2007-08-04 06:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋