During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director
how do you determine whether or not
a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
2007-08-03 11:35:55 · 16 answers · asked by samthedog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... i'll take the flower po near the window and would like grilled frog for lunch please.
2007-08-03 11:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by JustJem 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i was thinking that the bucket would be useless when theres only a little bit of water left...so i thought the teacup was the best option =P
hahahahaha i think i would like a bed near the window so i can grow a little plant i can talk to lol
2007-08-03 11:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by hello =D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I passed! I got it before the end! I am sane at last! Its official! Except that I have developed a habit of overusing exclamation marks!
2007-08-03 11:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an old one; it's still very funny, but I got it wrong first time I ever heard it, and I'm still in the nut-house!
2007-08-03 12:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy, I sure would have used the bucket...
2007-08-03 17:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by vodenjak2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you!!! I don't think I passed. I would'nt drain the water, I would take a bath in it.(that's what it's for, right?)
2007-08-03 11:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Hope that bed has a view.
2007-08-05 05:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh I loved this one - still lauging!
So good Im going to put it on my blog! cheers for this!
Nessie
2007-08-03 12:10:22 · answer #8 · answered by merton.moonsilver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-03 11:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahha
good one
have a star
2007-08-03 11:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used the spoon, where do I go??
2007-08-03 12:14:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋