How would you reccomend I go about dodging eternal damnation?

Answer 1

I take bribes in the form of booze and chocolate.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

Answer 2

First keep your eye on the ball. Second hit the damned ball out of the park. I know they tell you it can't be done, but do it anyway. Then when all is said and done (when you get to the other side of life (what is called death)) You can pat each other on the back, assuming you have a back, on how well a part you played in the theater of life (that would be when you had a body).

P.S. the only eternal damnation is the one in your head. Take it easy on yourself you don't have to go there.

Answer 3

You could go to the highway and drive over the speed limit. Lots of damnation, you just have to dodge it.

Answer 4

Follow the only man whose path was unblemished and who went about doing good--Jesus Christ. There is no other name that can save you from eternal damnation.
Ac 4:12
Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved."

Answer 5

Reach your nirvana while walking on wine that you recently transmutated from water and throw thunders from your hands all at the same time.

Answer 6

Ask a rabbi, a guru, an imam and a priest at your deathbead and convert to everything at once with your last breath.

Answer 7

Don't draw attention to yourself...
stay under the covers.

Answer 8

Confess to God your sins and ask forgiveness, then ask Jesus to become your personal savior.

Answer 9

I don't know about you. But I think I could do it--people tell me I am good at dodgeball.

Answer 10

wear a different costume that might work,you never know.a wolf in sheeps clothing you know what i mean.