An old, frial woman was looking into her mirror one morning and complained to her husband,"Honey, when I look into this mirror,I see an ugly old woman who is about to die. The skin on my neck in sagging, My boobs are nearly past my waist, and my butt's out a mile." She looks at her husband,"Say something positive about me!" He says,"Well, Dear, Your Eye-sight isn't half-bad!"
The services for the husband will be next Sunday
at 3:300 PM At St. Luke's Church.
2007-08-03 09:23:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 cute..thx for the laugh..and he deserved what he got :)
2007-08-03 09:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that sounds style of like quite a few different one that I heard: that grotesque little ones are extra appealing as adults, using fact the helpful components that make little ones and little ones lovable do no longer seem so stable on adults. watching former newborn stars makes this one seem attainable. Frankly i do no longer think of any of that's authentic. it is all genetics. Early menstruation is a in demand project--women should not be menstruating till they are around sixteen. youthful bodies are no longer mature adequate to hold a being pregnant, and it places them at severe possibility. The specialists are nonetheless attempting to make certain why the industrialized factors of the worldwide are seeing till now and till now sexual progression in women, on account that's incredibly no longer a stable concern. Being an older mom does positioned a newborn at larger possibility of a few start defects and issues like Down Syndrome, yet in a healthful being pregnant it won't exchange the helpful components that are coded for in the DNA (like a humorous nostril or small eyes). So, no, there might desire to be no connection. p.s. no person with a heart will ever tell a mom her newborn is grotesque if asked. yet, maximum childrens are quite humorous looking.
2016-10-09 03:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by contino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny!! lol
2007-08-03 09:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a funny one
2007-08-03 09:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by bperez2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-08-03 13:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-07 01:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by magashioda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, gotta love it!
2007-08-03 09:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by lanceannette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaaao, goood one
2007-08-03 09:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by k :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
er...not really that funny.
2007-08-03 09:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by tommy_gunn22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-03 10:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋