2007-08-03 09:16:29 · 44 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why? Switching to christianity is so easy a caveman could do it!
2007-08-03 09:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by bbd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but it will make you feel more guilty for being a caveman. Guilt 101 is offered as a prerequisitie course for becoming a Christian. Good luck!
2007-08-03 09:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by Bam Bam Obama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Cave Dude, just like us orcs, it's a matter of belief versus physical attributes. We could all believe we could fly by flapping our arms, but it wouldn't make the odds of survival of jumping off the Empire State Building naked an more likely.
If you become a Christian, you'd simply then be a Christian caveman. Orcs tried it and then we were Christian orcs. See? No real change! In fact, we got to be even more orc-like then! Got crusades!? Inquisitions? Oh, yeah! There's loads for an orc to love! Love the intolerance of the current pope too! Go pope! More hate and intolerance! More war!! WAR!!!!
2007-08-03 09:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by urukorcs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is true and not a joke, there is a book called the richest caveman..a amn who live in a cave then became a christian, his father was a billionaire and lives in miami. and he had airlines , but this kid left his home to live in a cave despite the billionaire father and is a church leader today spreading the love of God to a lot of people..his name is doug batchelor, check him out and get his book the richest caveman..and check out his website
2007-08-03 09:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by quester 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Moving out of your cave would make you less of a caveman.
2007-08-03 09:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caveman does not have Soul of Man; so answer is no.
2007-08-03 09:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting Saved!!!
Jesus made it so Easy, Even a CaveMan can do it!!!
Yeeeeeeeaaaah Baby!!!!
2007-08-03 10:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but it will make you a caveman with peace of mind? Amen
2007-08-03 09:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by free_mark53 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I know is I can't wait for your show to come out -- LMAO -- I love the caveman commercials -- they crack me up.
2007-08-03 09:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nooooo!!! but its probably so easy that a caveman just like you could convert to christianity!!
2007-08-03 09:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋