2007-08-03 08:25:29 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Don't drag me into your private Hell"
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2007-08-03 08:31:42 · update #1
I laughed out loud when I saw one that said "the religious right is neither". I have a t-shirt that I'd love to see on a bumper sticker. It says "Jesus is my co-pilot, Buddha is my navigator and Vishnu will be serving drinks once we reach cruising altitude". It would have to be a big bumper sticker!
2007-08-03 08:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
i have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
veni, vidi, velcro - i came, i saw, i stuck around.
self-help for compulsive talkers - on & on anon
age doesn't always bring wisdom. sometimes age comes alone.
i'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
2007-08-03 08:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by chieko 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
OKies here's one: "Psychic Monkeys co-pilot this car, watch out or they throw poo on you!"
Or..."WWJD? Smite thee and send thee to Hell!"
"If we discovered a way to go back in time would Christians go and try to convert the cavemen?"
2007-08-03 08:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
WWJD? Well, he certainly wouldn't have paid $5 for this damn bumper sticker!
2007-08-03 08:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My cell phone is off and I turn my head before changing lanes. Have a great day!
2007-08-03 08:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A recent favorite was "Republicans for Voldemort."
2007-08-03 08:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
the best one I've seen bar none = is "Help my boobs have fallen and they can't get up!"
It made me and my daughter laff so hard that it was hard to drive. Thankfully we weren't going fast.
I've never seen it since.
blessings :)
2007-08-03 08:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
#1. "If you can read this,then you must know Spanish"...I live in Florida..nuff said.
#2. "America,Bless God""
#3. "If the blind follow the intoxicated, they will both swerve into the ditch"..again,I drive in Florida,USA
2007-08-03 08:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose.
2007-08-03 08:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aren't you glad Mary was Pro-choice?
2007-08-03 08:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋