Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
2007-08-03 08:09:23 · 9 answers · asked by CNJ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-08-03 08:09:32 · update #1
what a naughty boy!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! i loved it
2007-08-03 09:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This 5-year previous boy became sitting on an plane together with his mom whilst he asked her, "mom, if canines have little ones called domestic canines and cats have little ones called kittens, then why do no longer airplanes have little ones?" Astonished, the mother instructed her son to ask the flight attendant. The flight attendant listened to the boy's question and asked, "Did your mommy inform you to question me that?" The boy agreed whilst the flight attendant spoke back, "tell your mommy that throughout the time of our airport, our planes pull out on time! See if she is familiar with that!"
2016-10-09 03:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.sounds like something my lil bro would do.would have done the same if i had bad grades 2(although i don't,I am an A+ student)
2007-08-03 15:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by chocolate_bunny240 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-08-03 08:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by meeeshx3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it's the sign of wisdom and not only parents.
2007-08-03 08:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, dear, it's true what they say - the old one's are the best!
2007-08-03 08:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by derfini 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funny and cute joke. Thanks for the laugh. I have heard it before and I still like it.
2007-08-03 08:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you really had me thinking lol
2007-08-03 08:19:17 · answer #8 · answered by Val 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh man i would "kill" the kid
lol
2007-08-03 08:14:07 · answer #9 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋