An update of the PARAKEET menace facing the south of england, The parakeet army is 50,000 strong and?

Question

each keet is highly trained in unarmed combat and equipped with an ak47 assault rifle , the keets are ready to make their move on london , and are demanding a power share govenment from prime minister Gordon Brown. Will we survive these demons? only time will tell.

Answer 1

OK then...do I need to pick up your
prescription for YOU??!!

I think you have a monk Parakeet problem...
Have you EVER seen their nests...its a communal nest...and can weigh tons...
don't worry, their will be more NEXT YEAR.

Answer 2

I'm not trying to sound parochial, but I could write a paragraph on how I could find no parallel to this paranormal parasitic threat posed by these paramilitary parakeet paratroopers. It's enough to send my nervous system into paracerebellar parabiosis causing so much paragraphia as to require paramedic attention posthaste.

Answer 3

I've seen em, I thought I was having some kind of trip when a fluorescent green flock flew past.

I didn't see any AK's though.