Fart accusations are tricky. You don't want to start blaming every one cause then you bring light upon yourself. When some one breaks wind or toots if you will, why do people always want to find the guilty party. I think they should build a machine you could hook up to a watch and it would sniff out the perpetrator, excuse the pun.
2007-08-03 07:41:03 · 5 answers · asked by Comedian James Uloth 2 in Environment ➔ Other - Environment
I'll poo on the floor and blame the dog.
2007-08-03 09:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Low Contributor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pug does that to me. She farts Realy loud then runs away.
2007-08-03 15:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by caitie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pass the blame on to Granny
2007-08-05 15:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...I don't fart.
Farting will get you sent straight to hell when you die. Do you want to be forced to eat adorable kitten poo for all eternity? If not, I suggest you stop farting immediately...or else...
2007-08-03 14:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by xxx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You let him know that you know he's lying.
2007-08-03 14:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by opinionator 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋