2007-08-03 07:18:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blood isn't very fattening
2007-08-03 07:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by ****Lily**** 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because vampires are glamorized in movies and tv, who wants to watch a big over weight person running around struggling for breath when they are trying to be scarey and kill people. I think a fat vampire would be hilarious
2007-08-03 07:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Vampires are fictional characters created in part by Bram Stoker for the novel Dracula, and also based on old folklore.
Because they don't exist, you are unlikely to see them at the local weight watchers class, along with unicorns, trolls and fairies and Politicians who are not in it for the money!!!
They are all fictional characters!
2007-08-03 08:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by starfallprotocol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the film Blade, there are lots of fat vampires in it. Anyhoo, its a great question!
2007-08-03 07:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many fat vampires. Roseanne, for exemple.
2007-08-03 08:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by KLAUDYU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz people who give blood usually give it to the hospital rather than the vampires
2007-08-03 12:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by crazyspringerpup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all they drink is blood how's that gonna nake them fat, also they been dead for so long more bones than anything else lol.... funny question!
2007-08-03 07:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Low calories in blood id imagine, he'll get diabetes though cos its salty...
2007-08-03 07:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by RMP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcuz blood has low fat content
2007-08-03 07:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know mate, but I'll give you a star for an intriguing question for me to think about...
2007-08-03 07:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sampras 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
becuas ethey are on the Atkins diet
2007-08-03 07:22:41 · answer #11 · answered by L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋