A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago". He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" “Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really, " he said, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
2007-08-03 06:44:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok too damn cute! good job! can u forward that to me? its so cool! thank you bubba !!!
2007-08-03 06:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by alangj91761 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm really sorry but it does sound like he's using you. It' sounds like he was trying to make you jealous so you would just go for him. Obviously he doesn't really know what he's doing but i'm really sorry hun he's using you and you can't let him win. Never give a guy naked photos as they could end up anywhere and you won't be able to get them back. If I were you I'd try to forget about him as he sounds like trouble. There are plenty of other guys out there :)
2016-05-17 08:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by francisca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, I am a joke on the Internet.
Best regards, David x
2007-08-05 09:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before a long time ago but you told it better than the person I heard it from before......well done!! I laughed and I plan on telling it to my friends because it really is a cute joke!
2007-08-03 08:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO it was funny. Tonto must know she wouldn't buy into that lie.
2007-08-03 06:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by lovely 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was kinda to lazy to read the whole thing so i dont know what kind of answer you want buttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ummmm about those 10 points can ya hook a man up with some points.
2007-08-03 06:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I have several names now days, "Crow" , Damnit, and "damn Crow you aint right!" on a good night "Oh my god!"
and YES we DO ride Bareback.
2007-08-03 13:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mr.TwoCrows 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it that was sooo funny lol rolling on the floor laughing
2007-08-03 07:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by I♥JonasBrothers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba. haha wow i wonder if she bought that lol , that was a good one I have never heard that one before. ,Thanks it was a good giggle. :)
2007-08-03 06:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
laughed out loud
2007-08-03 07:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by l00kstwice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋