I've discovered that, if the first line on any website is "This website is not a joke" then we probably can't take anything they say too seriously. It might not be a joke to them, but it's definitely a joke because I'm laughing...
2007-08-03 06:32:05
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A whole bunch of self-contradiction and mumbo jumbo:
1) The derision of authority figures while at the same time trying to portray himself (assuming it's a guy) as an authority of truth.
2) Why couldn't the "alien elites" just as well be bovine, canine, or feline as they are allegedly serpentine since bulls, dogs, and cats are almost equally as popular?
3) Why does this alleged alien elite at the same time hide and divulge its identity, especially since it seemingly controls the media? Why would it take the chance that the website might lead some people to the "truth"?
4) Let's assume for the sake of argument that the Masons own not only the companies mentioned on the website but a whole lot more (and have "openly hid" their symbol in all of them) and even have somehow managed to get hidden symbols included on U.S. money (and why not all world currency, if they're so powerful?), what exactly does that prove except perhaps that they're influential?
5) Maybe it's just my lack of linguistic skills, but I can't think of another language in which the son/sun/Sunday correlation works. In Spanish, for example, the words are "hijo", "sol" and "domingo". Maybe them reptilians don't habla el espanol?
6) If "the Reptilians are the ones responsible for humanity's flawed version of the truth", how did he manage transcend this "flawed version"? How was he, and others like him, able to turn off the "unturnoffable" ego?
7) For someone who rejects the religions of earth, why does he seem so dependent on Gnostic thought? Or was Gnosticism somehow granted immunity from the "alien elite"'s control?
2007-08-03 14:31:05
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answered by Deof Movestofca 7
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They try to negate a true answer right at the start, therefore, I will not play into their hands.
They have enough truth to suck in the weak, and prey on them, religious, and atheist alike.
They've mixed this magical brew with a spiritual signature of a reptile, the first form that satan took in the garden.
There are truths within there, such as secret societies with the marks they leave, but continue to take it to the extreme.
Satan knew from the garden the plan of God for salvation to the few He has chosen, and has tried to place stumbling blocks in their way, by creating previous, similar beliefs among the pagans.
This website is a diversionary tactic to confuse. However, I came out unscathed.
2007-08-03 14:13:43
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answered by biblegracespirit 3
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LOL I have not seen such BS in my entire life time! I was like laughing the entire time.
"You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis."
(every one knows anything can happen when u use drugs and when ur a loony! )
like every one is saying, its seems like a bratty teenager with no life, friends, or anything.
(i have seen a person on youtube sending the same message over and over again, and the profile name is troydungeon)
2007-08-03 15:15:20
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answered by Frank 3
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I didn't read the entire thing, but it looks like a bored teenager making random accusations without a shred of evidence, probably just to see how many people will follow...
And why not? It worked with Scientology.
2007-08-03 13:37:40
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answer #5
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answered by Ashley 4
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Funniest website I've seen in a LONG time!
Of course it's a parody. No one could take that garbage seriously, not even the author.
Whoever they are, they are brilliant satirists!
2007-08-03 13:34:11
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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It's a absolute hoot! I haven't had that much fun laughing at a website in a long time.
2007-08-03 13:51:38
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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"Human beings were created (that is, invented)
via genetic experiments that were conducted by
reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known
as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the
Earth to this day. "
When you say people are starting to believe in it, who are you referring to? Because I would like to sell them this bridge I have.
2007-08-03 13:37:39
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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OMFG!!!!! There are sooo many HUGE holes in their statement. The biggest-SCIENCE IS TOLD TO YOU BY GOVERNEMENT. LOOOLLLZZZZ. If so, then y can i put baking soda and vinegar together for a reaction, after all, ITS ALL FALS lmao.
2007-08-03 14:00:46
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answered by Matae W 2
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I have never heard of it but I make sure I am saved.
2007-08-03 13:39:13
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answered by 1saintofGod 6
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