let's talk....................joke?

Question

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

Answer 1

hahahahahahhaaaaa, thats a good one honey, pmsl

Answer 2

Heard that from my math teacher as a freshman in highschool, it's funny but not really amazing

Answer 3

Hahahahaha, another good one from you calam, but i guess this means i won't be trying to talk with you about nuclear power, as i don't know S**t,lol.

Answer 4

Ha ha nice one. Little Johnny knows too much ****!!!


:-)))

Answer 5

LMSIAO Well that makes sense I always thought there was a bit of a bullshitter abiut me

Answer 6

little johnny would get a gotcha award for this
you get a star

Answer 7

Yes! Good One, Thank you.

Answer 8

good one but heard it before

Answer 9

thats funny... I can use that at the dinner table..

Answer 10

haaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee funny stuff!