A depressed man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks for eleven shots of whisky. Surprised but never the one to turn down money, the bartender lines up the shot glasses and fills them all. Without skipping a beat, the guy downs each shot, one after the other.
As he finishes the 11th shot, the bartender says to him "Hey buddy, slow down! Why are you drinking so fast?"
"I'm depressed. Today I had my first bl@wj@b."
The bartender says "Hey man, that's nothing to be depressed about. Here..." He starts to pour another shot.... "Have the 12th one on me!"
The man says "No thanks. If 11 shots didn't get the taste out of my mouth, 12 sure as hell won't."
2007-08-03 05:32:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh goodness that is funny have a star on me
2007-08-03 05:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like it heard it a few years back when i went to watch jethro on stage.
i got a joke
a welsh man goes into is marital bedroom witha sheep under his arm and leant over hsi wife and woke her up
she gets up she goes what are you doing he goes this is the pig i sleep with every time you have a headache his wife replies i think youll find thats a sheep my dear the husband replies i wasnt talking to the sheep
2007-08-03 12:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Creepy but funny
2007-08-03 13:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Charly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...that's a good one. I fell out my chair laughing. Literally. And, I'm at work. I want your star!!!
2007-08-03 12:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Bills, Bills, Bills... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but its an old joke.
2007-08-03 12:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny
2007-08-03 12:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww!
hah thats funny though!
2007-08-03 12:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by chrissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol =P Nice ..
2007-08-03 12:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i pity u
2007-08-07 08:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by magashioda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TWO THUMBS DOWN
2007-08-03 12:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by BALLS JACKSON 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋