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How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!

2007-08-03 05:14:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy life now rules lol party!!!

2007-08-03 05:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by random.princess 4 · 1 0

That one was pretty good. lol

2007-08-03 12:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by wdh25 2 · 0 0

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