... what will happen to them when Jesus returns
2007-08-03 05:07:03 · 22 answers · asked by Jyde1 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The pigs will start flying around us. Monkeys will emerge from our hindquarters, so sayeth one, so sayeth us all.
Thank you.
2007-08-03 05:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Since when did dead people come back after two thousand years of being dead? Well, in any case it isn't about what will happen to them, it's about what will happen to YOU. I know you think Jesus will usher you off into Heaven, but according to Islam you are an idolater that will hang from a meat hook while hot flaming oil burns your flesh eternally and just when you think you've had enough and it can't get worse, it starts all over again. Do you really want to take the chance that the Muslims are wrong? Wouldn't you be better off just becoming a Muslim, just to be on the safe side?
See how it works? The way you feel about Islam, that's how others feel about christianity. (((((((Pascal)))))))) The most fallacious argument recently used to promote chrisitanity.
2007-08-03 12:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The same thing that happened this morning, when the sun came up yet again. The cross is an astronomical alignment of stars. The whole religion is based on astrology. The bible is all figurative symbolism.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GRZmzf7WiNg
2007-08-03 12:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Meow 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong.
Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view.
Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly.
Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be.
I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you.
I may be your spouse, your parent, your offspring, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness. And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, and, far from seeking to change me, preserve and even nurture those differences."
2007-08-03 13:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by cashelmara 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
Are you talking about Judgement Day? Don't Christian's believe that that's when all accounts get settled? Hell for some, heaven for others?
I'm continually amazed at the amount of Christians who don't even know their own beliefs, even though they'll defend what they don't even know they believe to death.
2007-08-03 12:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Underground Man 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
They will be judged.
When they see him he won't be their savior he will be their judge.
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The formation of the state of Israel is the leafing of the fig tree in the prophecy that Jesus told about his return and that "this generation," the generation of the leafing, those living at that time, would not pass away until all things be fulfilled.
The state of Israel was formed in 1948. It has only been 59 years since that happened. In the Psalms we are told that the days of our years are threescore years and ten, which is seventy years. Looking back from this day the time that has passed since the leafing of the fig tree is short of the life span of the generation which saw it.
2007-08-03 12:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by hisgloryisgreat 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Jesus is coming back the same day Jack Palance is.
2007-08-03 12:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
They're headed down the path to destruction, the ending point of which is Hell.
2007-08-03 12:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Machaira 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus said he would return before the generation he preached to had died, I'm not worried. Either he returned and nothing happened or he couldn't return because he was dead or he lied, in which case why believe any of it.
2007-08-03 12:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by Dave P 7 · 8⤊ 4⤋
The Romans crucified thousands. IF your Jesus lived and was one of them, why should I consider his execution to be any more special or meaningful than all the others?
2007-08-03 12:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋