HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATlON BULLETIN
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSlS
ELEMENT : Woman
SYMBOL : Wo
DISCOVERER : Adam
ATOMIC MASS : Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg
OCCURRENCES : Copious quantities in urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied to correct places.
CHEMlCAL PROPERTIES :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
2007-08-03 04:27:39 · 21 answers · asked by Est passé de velours ♥Rose♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-03 04:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥♥zainab ♥♥♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-03 04:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-08-03 04:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-03 04:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2016-04-01 15:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, yes, but still amusing. Come to think of it, I know some women like that. :p
2007-08-03 04:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-08-03 04:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that was funny!
2007-08-03 04:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-03 04:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats kinda boring --- my eyes hurt
2007-08-03 04:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋