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I have wood and nails!

How many sins is my brother worth?
I have a half-brother and half-sister too... I'm sure all of them together would account for my life of gratuitous sin. ^_^
And do I need to make a hill facing the sun to crucify them on?

2007-08-03 03:58:22 · 25 answers · asked by Roger C 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sorry....humans aren't on the approved list of "clean" animals.

But of course, that also means that Jesus dying on the cross wouldn't have counted, either...

2007-08-03 04:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Depends on if he is a virgin.

God gives you more credit for sacrificing a virgin.

The Cross doesn't need to face the sun, just put it within 10 miles of a community with at least 3 Catholic Churches and let the fun begin.

2007-08-03 04:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph T 4 · 2 1

Not in any christian, muslim , or jewish faith.

if you are on a hi9ll facing the sun you better pick a time of day. The sun rotates east through the south , and set in the west.

I strongly urge you to sacrafice a twinkie instead. They taste horrible and if you eat enough of the you are in hell anyway. what could be a better penance

2007-08-03 04:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by John R 2 · 3 0

Actually, you would only be committing more sin.

Sacrifices were commanded in the law, but they could not take away sin:

Hebrews 10:4 For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins.

So you'll have to come up with some other imaginative way to get rid of them.

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2007-08-03 04:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Hogie 7 · 0 1

You must accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in order for your sins to be forgiven. That is the only way. All you have to do is ask Jesus to come into your heart (and mean it). It's so easy, but a lot of people deny it because they think it's too good to be true. That's their problem if they like to suffer and would like to suffer after death though.

2007-08-03 04:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly 4 · 0 2

No but he could sacrifice himself for you (that is, take the punishment for what you've done wrong) if he was perfect and without sin himself. Otherwise he would have to worry about his own sins and wouldn't have the right to do so.

Your brother already has done that for you...

2007-08-03 04:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0 2

Unfortunately, your brother is not worth much. As a sacrifice for sins I mean.

The sacrifice has to be without sin, because he deserves to die for his own sin.

Christ is the only one without sin, so He is the only one that can take your place.

2 Corinthians 5:21 God made the one who did not know sin to be sin for us, so that we might become God's righteousness in him.

2007-08-03 04:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by MikeM 6 · 1 2

LOL...I think a little brother is worth many sins..crucify a little brother and you can sin forever!! LOL

2007-08-03 04:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 · 2 1

Yes, that sounds fine. I like your do it yourself spirit.

Make sure you have a spear handy if night falls and you dont have the patience to hang around.

Also, you'll need dice to gamble for their clothing while they are being crucified.

2007-08-03 04:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by rogavit 3 · 2 1

Your words express much hate. Doing this thing to anyone will not give you what you want or need. I am sorry that you are in such a horrible place and ask you to find help.

I truly hope you find what you seek.

2007-08-03 04:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by butterflimoon 2 · 1 1

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