I may be getting a new job several hundred miles away, and I don't want to trust just *anyone* to move my stuff....
2007-08-03 03:35:16 · 12 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha very funny. God doesn't like to be mocked
2007-08-03 03:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jonas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time I moved, I rented a van to move my things myself.
The "moved by the holy spirit" stuff the Christians believe in is nothing more than the adrenaline you feel whenever you watch an emotional movie or listen to a brilliant concert. It's a real feeling, but it's completely mislabeled by the religious, which is why it's so hard to convince them that they are wrong about it.
It's sort of like convincing a Cubs fan that the Cubs lost because they suck, they throw money after overrated players (Soriano), and they can't develop pitchers at all (Kerry Wood, Mark Prior), rather than because they're cursed.
2007-08-03 10:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Trust your own muscles, The Holy Spirit is Neutral, it works for those who call it for their help, do ask the help of your spiritual guides, and also your sincere friends, and do not forget to pay them back in gratitude, as it is the law to give and than receive, distribute what is not required among the needy helpers, and they will remember you a long after you move from your place. Do not forget to hug each with unconditional love, and the flow of loving help will continue in your future.
2007-08-03 10:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by zahida367 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remedial measures by yourself is needed and not the Holy Spirit.
jtm
2007-08-03 10:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Spirit has only one thing to say to you.
"Repent, and believe the Gospel."
Apparently you have not been listening.
There is no "Lesson B" until "Lesson A" has been learned.
2007-08-03 10:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The holy spirit is lazy. I asked him to move my stuff once... it never moved an inch.
2007-08-03 10:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little known fact, Two Men and a Truck are messanger's of God.
2007-08-03 10:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
when the Lord placed a burden in your heart
2007-08-03 10:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by onoscity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, read the fine print - in all of its translations.
2007-08-03 10:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you and desires for you to come unto him.
2007-08-03 10:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by Gummy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋