Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare
Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.
Q. What is the difference etween "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
2007-08-03 02:55:52 · 21 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe these are great. I`ve just emailed them to one of my mad mates, she`ll love `em too!
2007-08-03 03:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q. do u know the sound that a satisfied woman makes ?
A. didn`t think so
2007-08-05 17:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by RICK AKA GRASSHOPPER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm rolling on the floor Jim, thank you for the laugh, Good moring in my time!Have a great day Baby!
2007-08-03 03:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey what the heck Jim?
These are very funny sweetie
Heheeheee
Nikita & Oksana
2007-08-03 02:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Angels 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
heard them all before, but you deserve a star
2007-08-07 02:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by kelly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So hurry up and get to the question.
2007-08-03 11:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
something better??
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3={@} {@} BIG NIPPLE BREASTS
4= 00 A CUPS
5= [0] [O] LOB SIDED BREASTS
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7=[$] [$] ELLE MACPHERSONS BREASTS
2007-08-03 04:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by Tranquilty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
those r jus sick nd vry vry sad well puttin on so many jokes lyk tha shows u cant b avin much nd newayz youngr ppl go on this!!!!!
2007-08-03 03:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hahahaha too funny!!
2007-08-03 03:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You got a venue yet ? :)
2007-08-06 00:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋