on the head.
The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block.
The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.
Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and goes, "Taa-Daa!"
2007-08-03 01:58:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This reminds me of the time I took a date to see a magician perform. He asked for a volunteer from the audience to be sawed in half. My date went up on stage, got in the box and he sawed her in half.
And I'm thinking... with my luck I'll probably get the half that eats.
2007-08-03 02:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
lol i got it and thought it was funny. as it normally takes me ages to figure out the joke lol but i got urs straight away lol xx
p.s iv got a picture in my head of him waking up in hopspital saying taa-daa
2007-08-03 02:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Debbie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the guy that said to hit him in the stomach as hard as possible he got hit a little low had to cancel the rest of his show
2007-08-03 02:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its was alright i wil give you are star for your effort. try harder next time though im counting on you to make me laugh
2007-08-03 02:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really funny try agian
2007-08-03 02:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Unbiased Laker's Fan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe....
2007-08-03 02:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by enz_91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupid!
2007-08-03 02:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by wolfcat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋