Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! "Oh my god its the pope " they all say at once "the midget says to the guys 'That's it I'm going ask him." So he walks up to the Pope and asks "Sir, are there midget nuns in America?", "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there midget nuns in the entire world?" "No, no, no." says the Pope "Are there even such things as midget nuns?" "No, no, no." says the Pope. His friends burst out chanting, "Joe screwed a penguin, Joe screwed a penguin..."
2007-08-03 00:40:38 · 11 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haven't heard that in awhile. Still kinda funny. Here's one in return:
After an accident this guy runs into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a double shot of something, anything."
The bartender sets him up a shot and the guy slugs it down and asks, "How tall are penguins?"
The bartender says, "About 2-feet tall."
"Quick, gimme another double shot of something," and asks, "Do they get any taller?"
"Well, maybe 2 1/2 feet tall."
"Gimme another and make it a triple. Do they get any taller?"
"Well, maybe 3-feet, but no more, why?"
The guy says, "My god, that must have been a nun I hit."
2007-08-03 01:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Emily, you should invite her out with you while the guys have their time. Unless you really can't stand her. In which case, I would just leave like I normally would. She is not your problem, she is not your husbands problem, she IS kevin's problem. And maybe your husband should inform him that until he's able to come out on his own, they won't be hanging out. I have a brother in law just like this. I just don't understand how some men are so smart...until it comes to the woman they love. For some, love really is retarded. It just doesn't make sense to put yourself through something like that. For the record: my brother in law was not raised by a single mother.(fot the guy up top who wants to blame it on not having a father.)
2016-05-17 06:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by joleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty but I like it. Another star is on its way to you.
2007-08-03 01:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to disagree with everyone else, but I find it funny
2007-08-03 00:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was the worst joke ive ever heard it made no sense
2007-08-03 00:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-03 01:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before
2007-08-03 00:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bed keep trying
2007-08-06 10:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get that at all!
2007-08-03 00:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah....not funny, sorry!
2007-08-03 00:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sensible Lil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋