While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband (his Dad) had run off. I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked away.
Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!"
2007-08-03 00:30:01 · 25 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, i'm starring. just remember to reciprocate next time you see me.
2007-08-03 00:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Catherine1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahha. LMAO that is just too funny. This is a good one. I am going to tell people. yes I am. haha.
I will star *
2007-08-05 13:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by kissable kimmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It an old one, been around for a few years, but it is cute.
2007-08-03 07:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like that one alot, have a star
2007-08-03 07:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!!!... 5 stars... but take extra care of ya Kids babeh..
2007-08-03 07:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Man_evo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! 5/5 stars! LOVED IT. keep em coming and keep me laughing. Thank you for cheering me up!
2007-08-06 06:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Answer Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! Really funny, yo. Did that really happen? Oh, how embarrassing! But still so cute!
2007-08-05 06:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehee! My ribs are going to fall out! Very good!
2007-08-03 08:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by emzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. It's a good one. ~lol~
2007-08-04 14:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
star
2007-08-04 12:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋