A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
2007-08-02 23:27:55 · 21 answers · asked by Emmi92 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, made me laugh out loud there and i've spat my coffee all over my screen, hahahahahaha
2007-08-03 00:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooo cool joke what scene jesus and moses in the same house. poor burglar straight into hell now. a star for u
2007-08-02 23:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for that!
2016-05-17 06:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by janell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practical Joke !
So, be sober,because you never know when the burglar will
break into your home!
2007-08-02 23:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by yamahabela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-08-02 23:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by fozzy_bear_61 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the same joke again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was posted juz yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!
Only change is 'rottweiler' has become a pit bull today and the parot's name changed...
Or did the house and the burgler too change???
2007-08-02 23:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-03 00:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one for a long time keep them coming.
2007-08-02 23:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I have ever read on here! LOL
2007-08-02 23:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Musicman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Hilarious....Is it blasphemy well its still funny.. hahahahah that will make my evening and weekend.
2007-08-02 23:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋