There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.
"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question
"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."
2007-08-02 23:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by Emmi92 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha too good. Keep it up... I mean the can of corn.
Otherwise someone will bend and someone will be banned.
I wish I had that chance to be in the supermarket when the can fell. But not him, I wish, I was the person banned from the supermarket. The thought itself gives me a tickling sensation.
Can I give you a star for the can? I can.
2007-08-02 23:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-03 07:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was the funniest one I've read all night.
2007-08-03 06:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jackal Antern 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good! i'll know not to drop corn !
2007-08-03 07:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, joke of the day isn't it
2007-08-03 07:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by gogoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE 1 :D
2007-08-03 06:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by amit m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one. good job.
2007-08-03 06:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by duffymate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love corn!
2007-08-03 06:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l0l, *laughs* *laughs*
keep it up, takecare
2007-08-03 06:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Casanova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! great!
2007-08-03 06:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋