A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's GIRL FRIEND found the wedding ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Discovering that your penis fits your wedding ring.
2007-08-02 22:02:34 · 14 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think number three is the worste!! You'll never satisfy a woman with something like that. the rest are just embarassing...number 3 is not only embarassing but humiliating!!
2007-08-02 22:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Boo Yah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-08-02 22:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by Manz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's go one by one.1).She has already found out and the outcome is irreversible. There are always other g/fs2).definitely the most embarrassing.if or as and when his wife finds it out. 3)Ring was slipped on a limp penis with a lubricant when he was sleeping and is no indication of the real size on erection. Very interesting incident indeed.
2007-08-02 22:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha...
It most certainly is **Discovering that your penis fits your wedding ring.**
Other things can b managed with yur talent to speak and con, but the 3) ????
Brrrrrrr.... Scary...
2007-08-02 22:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3.
2007-08-02 22:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my gosh how do people come up with these...and i could really believe it to be a true story... i've seen finger sized penis...sad to admit i had a good laugh after that encounter... :D
2007-08-02 22:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by k9pup316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NUMBER 2.
This happened to me. However in my case it was a hoola hoop.
2007-08-03 18:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go b-rad, go b-rad, go.........LMAO star 4 u Mr. malibu
If I was a guy I would say 3...thats one tiny..........
2007-08-03 01:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you doing EJ?
2007-08-04 20:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third one!!lol
2007-08-02 22:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by deevah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋