What is the best way to get revenge on a guy?

Question

He lied, cheated and basically lead me on. I believe he deserves to pay. Any suggestions??

Answer 1

have you seen john tucker must die? get him in a thong, then lock him out of your house/apartment on "Accident". there is no better revenge than that.

Answer 2

The best way to get revenge on a guy who lied to you, who cheated you and basically lead you on is to IGNORE HIM COMPLETELY as ignoring him will give you no return that means inner peace which you can not get by torturing him any way.
Believe in yourself and be yourself.

Answer 3

i agree with Teresa, all that **** about "him catching up with his ways" and "He'll feel badly later" and "Be the better person and drop it" COME ON OPEN UR EYES


ANYways

i got a REALLY GOOD ONE u gotta hear this:::


empty out his shampoo and conditioner bottles and pour in some Nair Hair Dissolver [u know what that is] thats even better than replacing it with pink dye!!!!!! hahahaha [just make sure he knows you did it and make sure ur a good actress and pretend u didnt do it because he will complain to someone]


just remember, a slimeball like him deserves something cold

heres some for you:

squeeze the juice out of some onions and put it in his lotion
[or vinegar whichever one smells worst]

make a sundae for him [if ur still 2getha] and instead of whipped cream put [non-toxic] shaving cream, u want him to gag but not die

do some crap from John Tucker Must Die
like put estrogen in his drink or sumthing like that

get him in a thong and lock him in a gay bar =] heyy i should do that to him later.;.. o this is gonna be good

Answer 4

It depends on alot of things, how mad are you really? How long will you be mad? and Is it worth it if you get caught? After thinking it through and making a decision try to remember if he touched you or did anything along those lines that a cop may like to know. My suggestion is find what he likes and squeeze it. And next time give more info so that you can get better answers.

Answer 5

You know, he really doesn't sound like the kind of guy who is gonna care all that much. Unless he feels bad about cheating and lying, there's not much you can do. Honestly, the best way to get to him would be to drop him. By the sounds, he thinks he's so hot and he knows that you're angry and deep down, you still like him. Get over him as quick as you can and show him that he's not worth the time of day. That'll get his blood boiling. I know it doesn't sound like much, but believe me, if showing him that he's a piece of crap doesn't work, there's no way to get through to that boy.

Answer 6

Take his nicest clothes, jeans/shirt/tie/suit/shoes, and donate them all to the Salvation Army. Revenge for a good cause.. more than one person will benefit from your sweet revenge.

Answer 7

Knee him in the balls hard (once for you, and once for me).
I'm serious. You got to hurt him where it counts. I guarantee you, he'll never forget it.

This talk about just be the better person and let it go, and someday it will all catch up with him, blah, blah, blah...what a load of crap!!

Answer 8

sow a shrimp into his shirt, change his shampoo to any dye color

catch some roaches or other insects and release them in his car or house/ if thats too gross then get some grass and mess his house or car up,

secretly leave a note on his door saying hes a manwhore

take your garbage and put it in his area, since he IS garbage

Answer 9

dump him and make him pay by trowing his *** out all guys in my life have been aholes the only thing you can rally do is when he ask you of something just say not a chance in hell and do anything your little heart desires to hurt him get rid of the born PLAYER

Answer 10

There's really nothing legal that you can do to get his attention. Best thing would be to end all contact. Be the better person. His ways will catch up to him.