theres this pirate right, he goes to the bar and the bartender says, why do u have a hook? pirate says, lost me arm in battle. bartender asks, why the peg leg. pirate says i lost it in battle. finaly the bartender asks why do you have an eyepatch. pirate says, there was a fly on me eye, it was me first day with the hook!!
2007-08-02 18:52:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol. he was lucky he did not have fly on his butt. lmaoooooooooo. otherwise he would br known as pirate buttless lmaoooooooo
2007-08-02 20:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, The engine stalled!
2007-08-03 02:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by The Answer Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As TITO would say (TITO'S TOP 5 @ 5 on the radio):
SUCKS!!
2007-08-03 02:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good thing he didn't have jock itch
2007-08-03 04:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-08-03 04:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Jay ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww
2007-08-03 02:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♫HiKaRu_ShiDoU♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny! (not) lol jk its alright..
2007-08-03 02:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he
2007-08-03 05:15:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thx...now i know why..........laffffffffffffffff.....laffffffffffffffffffffffff....lafffffffffffffffffff....
2007-08-03 02:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CUTE
2007-08-06 17:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋