Three men were sent to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in **** up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
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2007-08-02 17:46:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-02 17:52:02 · update #1
OMG!!! That is Hilarious !!!! hee hee hee!!!~~~~
2007-08-02 17:50:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-09 02:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by kelcey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke makes me smile.
2007-08-02 18:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it was cool joke lmaoooo just imagine that guy who thot tht he would be drinkin coffee only . cool thnx for laugh
2007-08-02 20:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dun u just luv the devil's sense of humor?
2007-08-02 20:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by Sleepy One 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was funny. It made me smile, which is really good.
2007-08-02 18:05:10 · answer #6 · answered by ~AA~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, Good work.Send me any more like that.
2007-08-02 18:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Ok...yeahhh
2007-08-02 17:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah thats classic
2007-08-02 18:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by Demonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really funny im just laughing fro the heck of it..........have a star
2007-08-02 22:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay. ive heard it before. but have a star anyway! : )
2007-08-02 17:50:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋