It was Sunday, and the entire congregation was sitting inside its customary
church. There were two interesting towns-people who had weird occupations
during the Reverend's readings... A man who always fell asleep, and a woman
who always knitted.
It just so happened that the two ended up sitting next to one another in
the front row this particular Sunday, each doing their respective thing
(sleeping and knitting). The Reverend starts:
"Who is the creator of our great universe? Who gave us life to cherish and
behold?"
At this point the lady who was knitting (with a double tipped needle) pokes
one side of it (accidentaly) into the sleeping man's side. The man woke up
and screamed "GOD!!"
"THAT'S CORRECT!!" the Reverend intoned. "Who is the son of God who came
down to visit the earth, and who did die for our sins?"
The lady poked the poor guy again and he woke up screaming "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"THAT'S CORRECT!!" the Reverend cried. "And what did Eve say to Adam after
their last child?"
The lady pokes him yet again and the man, finally fed up, yells: "STICK
THAT THING INTO ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL BREAK IT IN TWO!!"
2007-08-02 17:43:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO Nice one, I'm a broken man
2007-08-02 18:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. not sure why the reverend would ask what eve said to adam though...
2007-08-03 01:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Joya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard about this before but long forgotten.. still i giggle like a kid.
2007-08-03 01:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Troy Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooooohhhhhh, ouch! I can only imagine what the preacher thought of that comment!!! LOL
2007-08-03 00:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by [Insert Cool Name Here] 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still made me laugh that time !
2007-08-03 04:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by vikky b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Head it before in different version. :-)
2007-08-03 06:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Mind if I email a copy to my friends?
2007-08-03 01:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeheehee, I quite enjoyed that, very clever.
2007-08-03 00:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by ktsz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmm..another version..nice!! still make me giggle...and i'm thanking you ...you're not one of the repeatators!!
2007-08-03 01:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very good, id say the congregation was in stitches...lol
2007-08-03 02:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋