I've been having fantasies about strangling my co-worker, lets call her "Charmaine".
She's really pretty, smart, funny and a nice girl. I wanted to ask her out, but was always too shy. Then I overheard her saying that her cat died last year.
So I told her my dog died on Monday. She felt bad for me and invited me out to lunch. We really bonded. Then someone revealed I didn't even have a dog.
Now Charmaine will barely speak to me and it hurts my feelings to have to look at her everyday. I wish she would die.
2007-08-02
16:46:31
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