Does God have low blood pressure on Sunday around noon?

Question

Penguin: Communion wine

Answer 1

Yes, he feels drained...he needs a nap...

Answer 2

There are several factors you have to take into account

Some physical factors are:

* Rate of pumping. In the circulatory system, this rate is called heart rate, the rate at which blood (the fluid) is pumped by the heart. The higher the heart rate, the higher (potentially, assuming no change in stroke volume) the blood pressure.
* Volume of fluid or blood volume, the amount of blood that is present in the body. The more blood present in the body, the higher the rate of blood return to the heart and the resulting cardiac output. There is some relationship between dietary salt intake and increased blood volume, potentially resulting in higher blood pressure, though this varies with the individual and is highly dependent on autonomic nervous system response.
* Resistance. In the circulatory system, this is the resistance of the blood vessels. The higher the resistance, the higher the blood pressure. Resistance is related to size (the larger the blood vessel, the lower the resistance), as well as the smoothness of the blood vessel walls. Smoothness is reduced by the buildup of fatty deposits on the arterial walls. Substances called vasoconstrictors can reduce the size of blood vessels, thereby increasing blood pressure. Vasodilators (such as nitroglycerin) increase the size of blood vessels, thereby decreasing blood pressure. Some types of omega-6 fatty acids, particularly from olive oil, have been known to increase vascular smoothness.[citation needed]
* Viscosity, or thickness of the fluid. If the blood gets thicker, the result is an increase in blood pressure. Certain medical conditions can change the viscosity of the blood. For instance, low red blood cell concentration, anemia, reduces viscosity, whereas increased red blood cell concentration increases viscosity. Viscosity also increases with blood sugar concentration—visualize pumping syrup. It had been thought that aspirin and related "blood thinner" drugs decreased the viscosity of blood, but studies found[13] that they act by reducing the tendency of the blood to clot instead.

In practice, each individual's autonomic nervous system responds to and regulates all these interacting factors so that, although the above issues are important, the actual blood pressure response of a given individual varies widely because of both split-second and slow-moving responses of the nervous system and end organs. These responses are very effective in changing the variables and resulting blood pressure from moment to moment.

Answer 3

Good thing Jesus is 900 feet tall (according to Oral Roberts anyway). The dude's got to have hundreds of gallons of blood. I wonder if he gets juice and a doughnut afterward...

Answer 4

The funny thing is, a people named himself God has already answered it. So many people back then still bothering this question. No one realized that this question is for God, not that GOD in the Bible.

Answer 5

yup!
cos sunday is the day when most of them spend their time at home,creating LESS problems for God...
Eventually Low Blood Pressure....

Answer 6

God forbid He should have a cardiovascular seizure. He takes pills for that. Geez.

Answer 7

What, after all of the rabid folk have left and gone off for lunch?

Yes, of course.

Except the non-existent can't have any blood.

Answer 8

Yes, but he is planning to have a hangover by Monday.

Answer 9

This question assumes that a spiritual being has blood. Assinine.

Answer 10

To my everlasting shame (I'm betting), Squirrel, I don't get it :(

Am I being thickheaded again?

Edit: Lol! I'm so stoopid sometimes!