A man and his wife are awakened at 3 oclock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> Not a chance, says the husband. It is 3 oclock in the morning. He
> slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> Who was that? asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push!
>
> Did you help him? she asks. No. I did not. It is 3 oclock in the
> morning and it is pouring rain outside!
>
> His wife said, Cant you remember about three months ago when we broke
> down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!
>
> The man reluctantly gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
> He calls out into the dark, Hello. Are you still there?
>
> Yes, comes back the answer.
>
> Do you still need a push? calls out the husband.
>
> Yes! Please! comes the reply from the darkness.
>
> Where are you? asks the husband.
>
> Over here on the swing! replies the drunk
2007-08-02 16:04:13 · 17 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just made my night...thanks!
2007-08-02 16:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by momsplinter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This joke is great. I love happy drunks, however the troublesome interfering loud and obnoxious drunks are the ones I hate
2007-08-02 16:08:42 · answer #2 · answered by ENQUIRING MIND 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Iv seen this on some comedy show
2007-08-02 16:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by Hello!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaaa>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was on the swing at 3 in the morning once. and swung so hard thei flew through my back door. my mom thought i was a robber so came out with a bat and hit me on the head.
2016-05-17 04:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by allene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ELL OH ELL! You get a star, that is so funny
2007-08-02 16:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor man! being played by the drunken man..heh..heh..heh....
2007-08-02 16:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a great joke. You definately get a star. Thank you so much for the laugh. Good for you. Keep it up!
2007-08-02 16:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was great! You deserve a star!! :D
2007-08-02 16:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-08-02 16:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-08-02 16:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one of the best drunk jokes i've heard in awhile ! thanks for the ideal, and the laugh !
2007-08-02 16:08:31 · answer #11 · answered by ashnoellmt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋