A 1st grade teacher was telling her pupils on the 1st day of class to start using "bid people words". To make this assignment more understandable, she asked the kids what they did over the summer. She called on a little girl, Sally.
"What did you do, Sally?," The teacher asked.
"I went to see my nanna!" She said
"No,"Corrected the teacher,"You went to see your GRANDMOTHER."
Then came Chris
"What did you do?"
"I took a ride on a choo-choo" He answered.
"No, you rode on a TRAIN."
Finall came little Alex.
"What did you to, Alex?"
"I read a book!"
"That's wonderful, Alex! And what was the book called?"
Alex just sat there for a while thinking and looking confused.
Then he sunndenly stood up, puffed his chest out with pride and said:
"Winnie-The-Sh*t."
2007-08-02 15:30:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! that made me smile.
2007-08-02 16:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by nobody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to sell MagLites (it's the huge flashlights that cops carry) and shoved one of those down my pants once just as a joke. The store was in a big mall in a big city in one of those kiosk things out in the walk way. I was young and skinny back then and was wearing some fairly tight jeans. The Maglite reached halfway to my knee. You wouldn't believe the number of women, especially older women who surreptitiously stole glances at my nether regions! But it was just a joke. In truth I'm hung like a gnat but I'm a great uh...kisser, and have earned all my various colored wings, and so have never been without a girlfriend for long. I've been married for 21 years now and am no longer thin. :-) EDIT: I met a girl once who I was pretty sure had a potato down her pants, but it turned out not to be. I love potatoes on girls.
2016-04-01 13:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Big people words lmao
2007-08-10 09:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may not be nice, but it's still funny. Haha.
2007-08-09 18:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 15:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Katie you are so weird!!But where you get the story your half brain!!LMAO!
2007-08-03 04:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funnyy
2007-08-02 16:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but still funny
2007-08-02 16:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cannot express my happiness with just words. if only u could see me laf
2007-08-02 15:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-08-09 07:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lighten up jordynn
2007-08-08 04:12:34 · answer #11 · answered by mb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋