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If he did, I imagine it would present a troublesome interview with the bishop. Also, would Satan's conversion lift the ban on crossing open water? Would there be a greater emphasis on childbearing with the influx of another set of formally spirit 'demons'? What would happen to all the scientists, historians and linguists now that they would no longer be influenced by Satan? Would Dallin Oakes still be compelled to "Lie for the Lord"?

The theological implications are overwhelming.

2007-08-03 15:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 1 1

no and dont think we would because first of all, mormons are the last people satan has hold on to. Satan would actually join any other church before the mormon church because satan is against the mormons(sound familiar?).

2007-08-02 22:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by NatNat 4 · 0 1

I would say so, Ted Bundy became a mormon, thats close enough to satan as a person is going to get.

2007-08-03 20:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not a Mormon. But I must say.. I have to giggle a little. Because I know that they believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers. And God is just a god among many, including themselves. They make "spirit babies" and wear holy underwear. So I might not put it past them to let Satan into their congregation..??? lol

2007-08-02 22:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Marian G 1 · 1 2

Since Satan has never had a physical body nor will he ever have one, he would not be baptized.

Besides, by losing his first estate, there's no hope for him in the second.

2007-08-03 00:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Faith in Jesus Christ and repentance are the first principles of the Gospel. I would be delighted if Satan, or any one else who fights against God, repented.

2007-08-03 10:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0 0

Satan keeps all Christian churches in business.

2007-08-02 22:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

He he.. that made me giggle..

I suppose if he was SERIOUS about joining.. LOL...

But I think if that happened, and evil ceased to exist.. the world would implode upon itself and all existence would be no more!!@

Ha ha.. I like your questions.. they make me smile

2007-08-02 22:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Pookie Poo 2 · 0 2

I believe that is is doctinal to say that his ship already left docks.

2007-08-02 23:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Dionysus 5 · 2 0

What an insulting and foolish "question "to state! It says more about you than about anything else.

2007-08-02 22:34:04 · answer #10 · answered by James O 7 · 2 2

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