Once there was a man and a woman who were engaged. A week before the wedding, the bride goes to her mom. "Mom, I've got an awful problem. I've got really bad breath. My fiance doesn't know! What do I do?"
So mom told her to brush her teeth after every meal and mouthwash before she goes to bed.
That same week, the groom goes to his dad. "Dad, I've got an awful problem. I've got really smelly feet," he says. "My fiancee doesn't know. What do I do?"
His dad told him that it was no big deal, and said to wash his feet every night, and wear socks to bed.
So they got married, and they didn't figure out each other's secret.
Until one night, while they were both in bed, the guy woke up. He realizes that one of his socks is not on his foot! So he starts searching frantically for it, and he accidentally wakes up his wife.
She sits up groggily and says "WHHAAA-AAAT are you DOOO-ing?"
He smells her breath, looks at her, horrified, and says
"Omigosh, you ate my sock!"
2007-08-02 15:00:32 · 6 answers · asked by e-kay? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOL!!!!!! that was dang funny, dudette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-02 15:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-02 22:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahhhhhhhhh haha ha ha nice all the gold stars shud got to u . next some body pisses me off i will say eat my socks pal. lmaooooo
2007-08-02 22:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually.. pretty funny! (but I'm not sure why)
I'm still laughing!
2007-08-02 22:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny!!!!
2007-08-02 22:06:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-02 22:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋