If not I don't wanna go.
2007-08-02 13:20:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have not seen any drunk dead people having sex watching or not watching TV I'm not Derek Acorra.
2007-08-02 13:39:34 · update #1
That sound more my idea of hell opaque.
In that case if I go to Hell. Is there unlimited sex can I get drunk and can I watch T.V I don't mind stoking the odd fire. Although I think it is about time satan got some central heating it is the 20 th century.
2007-08-02 13:47:17 · update #2
well if there is no male or female I guess it would have to be people I was attracted to would not matter much to me, anyone with a nice personality who was hot.
2007-08-02 14:03:23 · update #3
I did not know that. I could maybe bribe them with sexual favours do you think that would work. Oherwise I could let them watch me telly if they wanted.
2007-08-05 07:21:08 · update #4
No, not in heaven. For those kind of activities you could possibly spend the weekends in hell.
2007-08-02 14:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What will heaven be like, what will we do?
There is no sex in heaven:
NOr a fleshly body.
(Luke 20:27-35) 27Â However, some of the Sadducees, those who say there is no resurrection, came up and questioned him, 28Â saying: “Teacher, Moses wrote us, ‘If a man’s brother dies having a wife, but this one remained childless, his brother should take the wife and raise up offspring from her for his brother.’ 29Â Accordingly there were seven brothers; and the first took a wife and died childless. 30Â So the second, 31Â and the third took her. Likewise even the seven: they did not leave children behind, but died off. 32Â Lastly, the woman also died. 33Â Consequently, in the resurrection, of which one of them does she become [the] wife? For the seven got her as wife.” 34Â Jesus said to them: “The children of this system of things marry and are given in marriage, 35Â but those who have been counted worthy of gaining that system of things and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.
(1 Corinthians 15:50) 50Â However, this I say, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit God’s kingdom, neither does corruption inherit incorruption.
(1 Corinthians 15:40-41) . . .heavenly bodies, and earthly bodies; but the glory of the heavenly bodies is one sort, and that of the earthly bodies is a different sort. 41 . . .
(1 Corinthians 15:35) . . .: “How are the dead to be raised up? Yes, with what sort of body are they coming?”
(Revelation 5:9-10) . . .blood you bought persons for God out of every tribe and tongue and people and nation, 10 and you made them to be a kingdom and priests to our God, and they are to rule as kings over the earth.”
So we don't eat or drink or even need to rest because we don't get tiried.
2007-08-02 20:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by Vanessa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex doesn't exist in heaven.
TV is limited to watching Pat Robertson 24 hours a day.
Alcohol has no effect.
2007-08-02 20:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guess you won't go then. There will be no need or desire for sex in heaven, it is a sin to get drunk (not to drink, but to get drunk), and T.V., not like it is on earth if at all. I doubt TV will be needed, but who knows.
2007-08-02 20:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Gardener for God(dmd) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many dead people do you see watching TV, getting drunk and having sex? When you die, the physical body is left behind, same as when you dream. Have any good dreams lately?
2007-08-02 20:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Aunt Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i doubt it, as these are all ways to let off steam, relax and temporarily distract yourself from what's going on in real life. i think in heaven you wouldn't have a need for these things as you would'nt get stressed, worried etc you'd live a peaceful existance. i'm not religious but i believe that this is what heaven would be like. otherwise it wouldn't be heaven would it?
2007-08-02 21:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Nikita R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think heaven is what makes the individual happy. But you'd be so happy being with God, family, friends, & ect. havin no pain or cares & food foreve nonend, youd be too happy 2 worry bout drinking or watchin tv, & heaven will probably feel betta den sex.
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2007-08-02 20:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by SheShe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hindu Gods would punish you for illegitimate sex be prepare
for that get drunk before your punishment.I bet you did not
know that.You have to find a way for bribery then your punishment may be spared.
2007-08-03 05:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...getting drunk is not a righteous thing to do so...no.
You won't have time to watch TV.
Sex is the only righteous thing you mentioned! :o) Although TV isn't all that bad if you watch the right shows!
2007-08-02 20:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go to Heaven, you will live a spiritual existence so the answer is no.
2007-08-02 20:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋