Drunk ! HELP!?

Question

I'm drinking tomorrow with mates...my parents dont know, i dont want them to know....its a teen social gathering with my mates...they do it a lot, and i never drink...
I've got a litre of WKD blue...
I'm a light weight...so i'll get VERY drunk of it...I need to get the train home at 10.30pm, the train ride is 20mins long...
Any personal tips on how you sober up really fast so my parents dont find out?
Serious answers please?
Thank you, much appreciated!! =]

Answer 1

yeah DONT DRINK...

Answer 2

Don't drink would be the obvious choice, especially if your on a train at 10.30pm. Yet if you do choose to be stupid, eat loads before you go out and drink lots of water on the way home. However since it appears you are under 18, i suggest you just don't drink, there is less chance of being caught by your parents or the police! By the way mysticbaby420 when you said you shouldn't be drinking if your under 21 anyway, im from England and our legal drinking age is 18, it depends where your from, in some places like Turkey (i think) its 16/17.

Answer 3

Phewwwwwww , well i love wkd too but i would not go to excess on it, try not to be greedy and be like everyone else, why is this so necessary ? to be accepted ??? mmmmmmm
if thats the case especially when they are calling you a light weight what kinda friends can they be ???
I more-or less guarentee you will have hangover in the morning, drink water and lots of it, if you feel like **** when you get home already take 2 pills[ paracetamol] with water , and drink as much water as you possibly can b4 going to sleep, will your parents find out , I think so.
In the morning try a large mug of black coffee. Also if they find out you have got out of your trolley well who else is there to blame, if you ask me you are scared of them . Be careful and don't fall aslep on train , i've done it and had to get a taxi home. You sound young and nieve where did you get the idea
that you can "sober up fast " after drinking that much PLEASE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!!!

Answer 4

::sigh:: The only way to sober up is by having the alcohol get out of your system. How does it get out? TIME. You can't fill your body with alcohol all night and then take it all out in 20 mins. Showers, coffee, food, fresh air, etc. DOESN'T WORK.

If you're riding home on the train and you're drunk then you are SO SUGGESTABLE and VULNERABLE. Please be safe and if you do drink take small sips. Once you start feeling buzzed stop. If you're worried about what your friends will think then taking small sips is the best solution. That way they see you're drinking and won't pressure you or haggle you as to why you're not.

Good luck d be careful on that train (sober or not!)

Answer 5

Don't dink would be the best thing but, if you cannot stick to that then, make sure you have had a decent meal before you go out, getting drunk on an empty tummy is dreadful! Then, for every alcoholic drink you have you need a glass of water, it dilutes your urine and stops you getting dehydrated which is the worst thing to be when you have been on a bender. Take it from me cos I've been on hundreds!

Answer 6

The only answer I have for you is to not drink.... that is not enough time for you to sober up, and to be honest if you are not 21 you should not be drinking anyways, that's how bad things happen to good people. And if you are going to do it anyways, maybe you should be spending the night at a friends house near by instead of getting drunk, trying to sobe rup and taking a train home while intoxicated.

Answer 7

Remiyu/AznBarbie- drinking does NOT give you yellow teeth
dont say anything if you have no idea what your talking about
i have very amazingly white teeth and i drink
also it doesnt age you much at all
i mean hell, i still pass as a 12 YO at the damn theatre =.=+

and to answer the question
its proven theres no quick fix, just time.
when you go home just try to be quiet keep to yourself
and dont start talking..
and if your parents are still up
try to keep it as dark as possible
you can use it as an excuse if your stumbling about
and its hard to tell the extent of the stumbling and your possible red eye or glazed eyes if its dark in the house/appartment
just go straight to the bathroom or your room..where ever your going..and try not to be over-dramatically kind
theyll know somethings up

Answer 8

I don't suppose for one minute you'll accept the sensible advice which most people are saying which is 'don't do it' however here goes. I've looked back at your profile, you have variously describe yourself as 14 or 15yrs. old. You've previously posted various questions relating to alcohol and sex, including losing your virginity, deceiving your parents etc. all a recipe for much sadness and regret. It is no fun ending up pregnant, abused, your reputation ruined, probably no schooling and jobless, just another statistic of failure so do yourself one big favour. Give me a thumbs down if you like but start picking yourself up, people will help you if you want but this is your decision, not ours on yahoo answers to make for you.

Answer 9

You can't control the consequences of sin. What happens if someone takes advantage of you and gets you pregnant? How will your parents feel if their girl was killed in a car accident because your were out drinking? What good comes from any of this? You and your friends have lots of fun all the time so I beg you, don't do this.
I've assisted in surgery where the girl had died along with all her 4 other friends because they went out drinking and got in a fatal accident. No fun cleaning her lifeless body.

"Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit." Ephesians 5:18
"Let us behave decently, as in the daytime, not in orgies and drunkenness, not in sexual immorality and debauchery, not in dissension and jealousy." Romans 13:13

Answer 10

I think if you take a bottle of water with you and have a few swigs in between swigs of WKD then you'll be diluting the alcohol as you drink....try and eat something before you go home....it won't sober you up, but may make you feel a bit less drunk!

But, gonna have to say it......BE CAREFUL..PLEASE!

There are normally cab/taxi offices close to train stations, please take one home when you get off the train.

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Answer 11

Just try not to over do it! as if your too far gone you wont be able to cover it being drunk as you'll be trying to hide it when you're drunk & the two don't really go well together. Make sure you eat before hand & carry some chewing gum to cover the smell of alcohol. Last but not least take care of yourself & think about taking a cab, being drunk on your own (going on a train) isnt a great idea, im in my twenties so I aint be a nagging adult.